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Signs across the USA.

Hmmm...sounds like a Stephen King novel.
We can never have too much "stuff."
Run, Bullwinkle, run!!
80% guaranteed.
This town is trying to reduce its local population.
Make your choice and start your engines
Thanks, but I think I'll just keep driving.
Do you reckon they ran out of Canola oil?

I believe I'll just keep shopping at Kroger Supermarkets
Maybe the sign should have read
"Pass With Care - Right Side Up"
Younger painters need not apply!
Perfect road for a getaway.
Besides, they aren't in season right now!

Sure hope everyone brought along an empty coffee can or a mason jar.
They actually have to put a sign up to
keep people from doing this?
Tattoos done while you wait?
So does that mean you can't leave a body part and go shopping while your tattoo is being done?

Why not?  

I wonder how long they'd remain your best friend?

Who says you can't be in two places at once?

Oh, my.

Fast elderly people must cross elsewhere.
Now, as you drive down the highways and byways, enjoying these funny signs, if you ever come across...a two-story outhouse - use the upper one