Things To Make You Giggle, volume 3

We still have Volume 1 and Volume 2 available! I can't take credit for these, but would like to thank Mark Slezak and my other friends for sending these funnies my way. As always, if you don't have a sense of humor, please hit the BACK button.

If you're going to rob a bank, some planning beforehand is helpful.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

Those who have quit smoking with the patch have good results, but it doesn't apply to all things.

Firefighters have always been know for rescuing cats from trees.

Some computer problems are harder to diagnose than others.

If you've ever thought about switching to decaf, now might be the time.

What's dihydrogen oxide good for?

Some very constructive comments from hikers on the trail.

Here's a sample job application to give you an idea of how to apply.

As you look at your paycheck, think about what others must go through.

Kids are so honest.

How do you keep teenagers from getting lipstick on the mirror?

What if Microsoft goes into the frozen food business?

It's been said never admit fault if you're in accident.

Some criteria to help you evaluate that new car.

Impress your friends with our party facts! (Not sure how true they are...)

Some not-so-conventional physics theories.

In memory of Dan Quayle, some silly quotes.

More silly things people have put on their resumes.

What sets computer programming monkeys apart?

Yet another attempt at defining computer terms.

Have some time on your hands? Comtemplate these thoughts.

See how different parts of the U.S. prepare for the winter.

Even a dog can do a man's job.

Work can be so boring. Sometimes you need to spice it up a bit!