Haiku Error Messages

Three things are certain:

Death, taxes, and lost data.

Guess which has occurred.

- - - - - - - - - - - -

Everything is gone;

Your life's work has been destroyed.

Squeeze trigger (yes/no)?

- - - - - - - - - - - -

Windows NT crashed.

I am the Blue Screen of Death.

No one hears your screams.

- - - - - - - - - - - -

Seeing my great fault

Through darkening blue windows

I begin again

- - - - - - - - - - - -

The code was willing,

It considered your request,

But the chips were weak.

- - - - - - - - - - - -

Printer not ready.

Could be a fatal error.

Have a pen handy?

- - - - - - - - - - - -

A file that big?

It might be very useful.

But now it is gone.

- - - - - - - - - - - -

Errors have occurred.

We won't tell you where or why.

Lazy programmers.

- - - - - - - - - - - -

Server's poor response

Not quick enough for browser.

Timed out, plum blossom.

- - - - - - - - - - - -

Chaos reigns within.

Reflect, repent, and reboot.

Order shall return.

- - - - - - - - - - - -

Login incorrect.

Only perfect spellers may

enter this system.

- - - - - - - - - - - -

This site has been moved.

We'd tell you where, but then we'd

have to delete you.

- - - - - - - - - - - -

wind catches lily

scatt'ring petals to the wind:

segmentation fault

- - - - - - - - - - - -

ABORTED effort:

Close all that you have.

You ask way too much.

- - - - - - - - - - - -

First snow, then silence.

This thousand dollar screen dies

so beautifully.

- - - - - - - - - - - -

With searching comes loss

and the presence of absence:

"My Novel" not found.

- - - - - - - - - - - -

The Tao that is seen

Is not the true Tao, until

You bring fresh toner.

- - - - - - - - - - - -

The Web site you seek

cannot be located but

endless others exist

- - - - - - - - - - - -

Stay the patient course

Of little worth is your ire

The network is down

- - - - - - - - - - - -

A crash reduces

your expensive computer

to a simple stone.

- - - - - - - - - - - -

There is a chasm

of carbon and silicon

the software can't bridge

- - - - - - - - - - - -

Yesterday it worked

Today it is not working

Windows is like that

- - - - - - - - - - - -

To have no errors

Would be life without meaning

No struggle, no joy

- - - - - - - - - - - -

You step in the stream,

but the water has moved on.

This page is not here.

- - - - - - - - - - - -

No keyboard present

Hit F1 to continue

Zen engineering?

- - - - - - - - - - - -

Hal, open the file

Hal, open the damn file, Hal

open the, please Hal

- - - - - - - - - - - -

Out of memory.

We wish to hold the whole sky,

But we never will.

- - - - - - - - - - - -

Having been erased,

The document you're seeking

Must now be retyped.

- - - - - - - - - - - -

The ten thousand things

How long do any persist?

Netscape, too, has gone.

- - - - - - - - - - - -

Rather than a beep

Or a rude error message,

These words: "File not found."

- - - - - - - - - - - -

Serious error.

All shortcuts have disappeared

Screen. Mind. Both are blank.