<< forwards suspect some urban folklore in here, but maybe not... >>
Never trust a dog to watch your food. -- Patrick, Age 10 When you want something expensive, ask your grandparents. -- Matthew, Age 12 Never smart off to a teacher whose eyes and ears are twitching. -- Andrew, Age 9 Wear a hat when feeding seagulls. -- Rocky, Age 9 Sleep in your clothes so you'll be dressed in the morning. -- Stephanie, Age 8 Never try to hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. -- Rosemary, Age 9 Don't flush the john when you dad's in the shower. -- Lamar, Age 10 Never ask for anything that costs more than five dollars when your parents are doing taxes. -- Carrol, Age 9 Never bug a pregnant mom. -- Nicholas, Age 11 Don't ever be too full for dessert. -- Kelly, Age 10 When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer him. -- Heather, Age 16 Never tell your mom her diet's not working. -- Michael, Age 14 Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat. -- Joel, Age 12 When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone. -- Alyesha, Age 13 Never try to baptize a cat. -- Laura, Age 13 Never do pranks at a police station. -- Sam, Age 10 Beware of cafeteria food when it looks like it's moving. -- Rob, Age 10 Never tell your little brother that you're not going to do what your mom told you to do. -- Hank, Age 12 Remember you're never too old to hold your father's hand. -- Molly, Age 11 Listen to your brain. It has lots of information. -- Chelsey, Age 7 Stay away from prunes. -- Randy, Age 9 Never dare your little brother to paint the family car. --Phillip, Age 13
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