The Little Boy In The Wedding
As only a child could do, a little boy was in a relative's wedding. As he was coming down the aisle, he would take two steps, stop, and turn to the crowd, alternating between the bride's side and the groom's side. While facing the crowd, he would put up his hands like claws and roar. So it went, step, step, Roar, step, step, Roar, all the way down the aisle. As you can imagine, the crowd was near tears from laughing so hard until the little boy reached the pulpit. The little boy, however, was getting more and more distressed from all the laughing, and was also near tears by the time he reached the pulpit. When asked what he was doing, the little boy sniffed and said, "I was being the Ring Bear."