Chocolate Lovers Unite!
 | If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're
eating it too slowly.
| Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices &
strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.
| The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the
store in hot car. The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.
| Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the
edge off your appetite and you'll eat less.
| A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake
of calories in one place. Isn't that handy?
| If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the
freezer.
| But if you can't eat all your chocolate, what's wrong with
you?
| If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the
fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of
the chocolate to protect themselves.
| If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate,
is that a balanced diet? Don't they actually counteract each
other?
| Money talks. Chocolate sings.
| Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look
younger.
| If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top
pantyhose. An entire garment industry would be devastated.
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Q. Why is there no such organization as Chocoholics Anonymous?
A. Because no one wants to quit.
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