* If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

* Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

* Can you be a closet claustrophobic?

* If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off?

* If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?

* When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?

* If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell her she has the right to remain silent?

* Why is the word abbreviation so long?

* If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?

* Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?

* What do you do when you discover an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?

* Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites?

* Is it possible to be totally partial?

* What's another word for thesaurus?

* When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?

* If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?

* Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?

* Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

* Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

* How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes?

* Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

* When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

* Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?

* Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?

* If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?

* What was the best thing before sliced bread?