DON'T SQUAT WITH YER SPURS ON: A COWBOY'S GUIDE TO LIFE
 | Crisis management principle: Good judgment comes from
experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment
| Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin'
it back.
| Negotiation principle: Never drop yer gun to hug a grizzly.
| Other Guidelines: If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a
look back every now and then to make sure it's still there.
| If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try
orderin' somebody else's dog around.
| A good horse never comes in a bad color.
| After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he
started roaring.He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot
him...The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
| Never kick a fresh cow chip on a hot day.
| There's two theories to arguin' with a woman. Neither one
works.
| Don't worry about bitin' off more than you can chew. Your
mouth is probably a whole lot bigger'n you think.
| If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop
diggin'.
| Never slap a man who's chewin' tobacco.
| It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.
| Always drink upstream from the herd.
| When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a person,
don't be surprised if they learn their lesson.
| When you're throwin' your weight around, be ready to have it
thrown around by somebody else.
| The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and
put it back in your pocket.
| Never miss a good chance to shut up.
| There are three kinds of men:
 | The one that learns by reading
| The few who learn by observation
| The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for
themselves
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