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DON'T SQUAT WITH YER SPURS ON: A COWBOY'S GUIDE TO LIFE

 

bulletCrisis management principle: Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment
bulletLettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back.
bulletNegotiation principle: Never drop yer gun to hug a grizzly.
bulletOther Guidelines: If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there.
bulletIf you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.
bulletA good horse never comes in a bad color.
bulletAfter eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring.He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him...The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
bulletNever kick a fresh cow chip on a hot day.
bulletThere's two theories to arguin' with a woman. Neither one works.
bulletDon't worry about bitin' off more than you can chew. Your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger'n you think.
bulletIf you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.
bulletNever slap a man who's chewin' tobacco.
bulletIt don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.
bulletAlways drink upstream from the herd.
bulletWhen you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a person, don't be surprised if they learn their lesson.
bulletWhen you're throwin' your weight around, be ready to have it thrown around by somebody else.
bulletThe quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.
bulletNever miss a good chance to shut up.
bulletThere are three kinds of men:
bulletThe one that learns by reading
bulletThe few who learn by observation
bulletThe rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves