Dyslexics have more fnu

Clones are people, two

Microbiology Lab: Staph Only!

Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses

Ground Beef: A Cow With No Legs

186,000 miles/sec: Not just a good idea, it's the LAW!

A mouse is just an elephant built by the Japanese

A waist is a terrible thing to mind

Air pollution is a mist-demeanor

Anything free is worth what you pay for it

Atheism is a non-prophet organization

Chemistry professors never die, they just smell that way

COLE'S LAW: Thinly sliced cabbage

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Editing is a rewording activity

Everyone is entitled to my opinion

Gene Police: YOU....Out of the pool!

Help stamp out and eradicate superfluous redundancy

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not sure

My reality check just bounced

Rap is to music what Etch-a-Sketch is to art

What if there were no hypotheical questions?

Energizer bunny arrested, charged with battery

No sense being pessimistic, it probably wouldn't work anyway

IRS - Be audit you can be