Dyslexics have more fnu
Clones are people, two
Microbiology Lab: Staph Only!
Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses
Ground Beef: A Cow With No Legs
186,000 miles/sec: Not just a good idea, it's the LAW!
A mouse is just an elephant built by the Japanese
A waist is a terrible thing to mind
Air pollution is a mist-demeanor
Anything free is worth what you pay for it
Atheism is a non-prophet organization
Chemistry professors never die, they just smell that way
COLE'S LAW: Thinly sliced cabbage
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
Editing is a rewording activity
Everyone is entitled to my opinion
Gene Police: YOU....Out of the pool!
Help stamp out and eradicate superfluous redundancy
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not sure
My reality check just bounced
Rap is to music what Etch-a-Sketch is to art
What if there were no hypotheical questions?
Energizer bunny arrested, charged with battery
No sense being pessimistic, it probably wouldn't work anyway
IRS - Be audit you can be