A man was driving down a local street one day when he approached a stop sign. He barely slowed down then continued driving right through the intersection after quickly glancing from side to side.
What the driver didn't know was that a policeman was watching the stop sign. The policeman pulled out after him and stopped the car two blocks away.
Policeman: "License, registration and proof of insurance please."
Driver: "Before I give it to you, tell me what the heck you stopped me for."
Policeman: "Watch your tone sir; you ran the stop sign back there!"
Driver: "Hey, I slowed down; what the heck is the difference?"
The police officer pulled out his night stick and began bonking it over the man's head and shoulders. Bang! Bang! Womp! Bang!
Policeman: "Now, do you want me to just slow down or stop!!!?