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Workplace Truths
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Workplace Truths

  1. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you criticize him, you are a mile away from him and you have his shoes.
  2. A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk I have a work station....
  3. I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions.
  4. If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead?"
  5. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
  6. What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
  7. I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans.
  8. I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older. Then it dawned on me -- they were cramming for their finals.
  9. Employment application blanks always ask who is to be notified in case of emergency. I think you should write "A very good doctor."