|A German tourist walks into a McDonald's in New York City and orders a beer.
The local guy in the line behind him immediately says to him: "They don't serve BEER here, you friggin' MORON!"
The German fellow felt pretty silly for a second, then he realizes it is only in Europe, McDonald's serves beer and wine...
As he is staring at the New Yorker his surprised look melts away in to a chuckle. "And what's so friggin' funny?!?" the New Yorker demands. "Oh, nothing really," the German says. "I just realized that you came here for the food."