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 30 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator

1. Tell the other passenger about the time the evelator got stuck
when you were on it and it took 4 hrs to get you out.
2. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering:
"Shut up,  dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
3. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
4. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask:
"Got  enough air in there?"
5. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator.  Wear yours
upside-down.
6. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall,
without  getting off.
7. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors
open,  then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
8. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol
coming!"
9. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and
ask them  to call you Admiral.
10. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay
open  until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink"
at the  bottom.
11. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then
announce:  "I've got new socks on!"
12. When at least eight people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh,
not  now, girgle and cough....motion sickness!"
13. Meow occasionally.
14. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
15. Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"
16. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
17. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
18. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
19. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one
of  THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
 20. Burp, and then say "mmmm...tasty!"
21. Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other
passengers.
22. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your
beeper?"
23. Say "Ding!" at each floor.
24. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
25. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
26. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the
other  passengers that this is your "personal space."
27. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see
wha in  muh mouf?"
28. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host
body."
29. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
30. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
31. walk on with a friend, stand in front of the door and have him say 
"okay, i'll take your case, but you have to tell me why you shot him" to you 
which you reply "because he kept staring at the back of my head"