A man goes out and buys the best car available in the US or Europe, a 1996
Turbo BeepBeep.  It is the bestest and most expensivest car in the world,
and it costs him $500,000.  He takes it out for a spin and, while doing so, 
stops for a red light.

An old man on a moped, both looking about 90 years old, pulls up next to
him.  The old man looks over the sleek, shiny surface of the car and asks
"What kinda car ya got there, sonny?".

The dude replies "A 1996 Turbo BeepBeep.  They cost $500,000."

"That's a lotta money!" says the old man, shocked. "Why does it cost so
much?"

"Cause this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!" states the cool dude
proudly.

The old man asks "Can I take a look inside?"       

"Sure" replies the owner.

So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around. Leaning back
on his moped, the old man says "That's a purty nice car, alright!"

Just then the light changes, so the guy decides to show the old man what
his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds the speedometer reads
320 mph.  Suddenly, the guy notices a dot in his rear view mirror.  It seems 

to be getting closer!  Suddenly,Whhhoooooooooossssshhhhhh!   Something whips 
by him, going 2, maybe 3 times as fast!

The guy wonders "what on earth could be going faster than my Turbo
BeepBeep?"

Then, ahead of him, he sees a dot coming toward him.
Whooooooooooosh!  It goes by again!  And, it almost looked like the old man
on the moped!  Couldn't be, thinks the guy.  How could a moped outrun a 
Turbo BeepBeep?

Again, he sees a dot in his rearview mirror!   Whoooooooshhhhhhhh.........
Ka-BbbbblaMMMMM!   It plows into the back of his car, demolishing the rear
end.

The guy jumps out, and jeezus to betsy, it is the old man!  Of course, the
moped and the old man are hurtin for certain.  The guy runs up to the dying
old man and asks "You're hurt bad!  Is there anything I can do for you?"

The old man replies "yeah.  Unhook my suspenders from the side-view
mirror of your car!"