<< forwards doubt this one, but chuckled never the less... >>
The following is an actual radio conversation released by the US Chief
of Naval Operations on 10/10/95:
NAVY: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid a
CIVILIAN: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the south to
avoid a collission.
NAVY: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert
CIVILIAN: No. I say again, divert your course.
NAVY: This is the Aircraft Carrier "Enterprise". We are a LARGE
warship of the United States Navy. Divert YOUR course NOW!
CIVILIAN: This is a lighthouse. Your call.
***End of Radio Transmission***